Post the weirdest dreams you have!

[98Wagoon]

Ok. so Im a big fan of super weird dreams. I dont care about figuring them out and finding the hidden meaning.. I just want to hear about the crazy sh** that happens in your heads while your not there!




I shall start with my most recent absurd dream.. from last night:

I was at a small lake swimming around with a bunch of friends and such. just having fun, swimming, diving, etc. but there were fishtanks floating on the sirface of the lake.. for whatever reason, the tide started going out (yes.. it was a small pond, basically and I could see all the sides. no I dont know why it had a tide.. :lol:) as the lake started draining out I had to run around with a little fish tank net and scooped all the fish from the lake into the fishtanks so I could save the fish, while just kind of nonchalantly hanging out and talking to friends... what makes it slightly even MORE strange... is that the entire time, I could hear Simon and Garfunkel playing in the background like I had my own soundtrack. :squint:



alright, YOUR TURN! lets hear the craziness!

[02bugeye]

this WAS a repeatative dream back when i was just before my teen years...

Im with my entire family, mothers side and fathers side.

Walking in a harbor yard late at night, and its foggy. Big Wooden crates suround the boardwalk to the ocean and ports.
Then a gigantic dill pickel (maybe kosher dill) with arms. legs and evil face, starts chasing us from behind while a witch on a broom stick is weaving in and out of the gaps of the crates from one side to thee other on the boardwalk... then i wake up

..tell me that not weird lol

[bratman18]

I used to dream that I was in the cellar of my house, and a little bullwinkle sized moose was after me, and no matter what room I went into in the cellar, he was trying to get in through the window, it always scared the crap out of me, and it was a very common dream. Very weird!!

[AExiOn]

Some time my dreams end up as de sha vuu


One time I was very angry at a time due to some BS that went down. All I wanted to do was end this guys life.. I guess I was sleeping, but it was like you really wernt and I was just laying on my futon with my eyes closed. I thought I saw a black cloudy figure hovering infront of me like it was going to try to strangle me while I slept. Well aparently I was sleeping because when I jumped up out of bed with fists swinging, between me halfway getting out of bed, and to the point the 2nt punch was thrown, I kinda relized I was dreaming the whole thing before.

I also have bull **** dreams that make me very angry when I wake up..

I hate my mind..

[Myk_e21]

Speaking of dreams I watched Nightmare On Elm St last night and was pretty good too.

[F. Boombalatti]

Ever tried running in a dream? Anytime I have a wierd dream and have to run, for some reason, my legs won't go so I can't run from nothing:rofl:

[boxer3maine]

I dont dream.. but I am barely alive now anyway.. but I used to have prophetic visions...and then mention them without knowing of course. My mom was the only confidant.

I dreamed looking down on the earth.. very common I guess... except, the deja vu smacked my brain when I was looking out the boom pod window of a kc135e, and knew I saw this already. May have been a moment of death, thin air can kill in nanoseconds...saw it almost ten years prior...a sight so many dream of.

My worst ever was knowing the doctor that hacked my foot (err: my life) was going to die unexpectedly. He really did. Again, almost ten years prior I saw it perfectly like amovie in my head. A turning point knowing I wasn't going to have family. Hardly need sympathy for this, it really happens...if undeserving, there is a perfect vengeance from some place unwritten. I could drive a religious nut crazy.:devil:

Thinking of that guy who got beat up to death. I hope there is real justice...At his age, ironically, I knew never to go to a club scene again. Maine was not like it used to be..even in the 90s when I was in my 20s.. It haunts me to think of it. I knew something bad was going down with innocent.

[HoetheJoe]

the weridest ones for me are the lucid dreams where u know you're dreaming but you can control it for a bit, i remember being able to fly in a couple of them which was pertty sweet

[SicRedGt]

I dream I'm trying to yell as loud as I can and all that comes out is bluberish, as I'm screaming my teeth are falling out and I have to keep spitting them one by one.

I usually end up screaming in my sleep so loud I wake myself up.

[Hero]

i'm nine years old and getting out of bed - i put on this robe that I used to wear - it was adult sized so it used to drag down by my feet - under the robe is just my underwear cause i didn't like to sleep in pajamas - i walk out of my house in the dead of night and onto the sidewalk in front of my house - everyone in the neighborhood is asleep - i take a short running start and jump up - i spread my robe out like wings expose my whitey tities and i glide around my block - this is a re-occuring dream

[Bu11dogg2]

I have nightmares about my dog getting hurt/dying occasionally.

I have dreams about killing people in war all the time too. Those aren't nightmares though, I actully enjoy them.

[subaru_crazy]

i have alot of deju vu dreams where u wake up and they feel so real and couple weeks later something close to it happens and alot of times i dream im falling off a cliff and its bottomless.

[98Wagoon]

wow. lots of great stories!


so.. this is by far one of the STRANGEST dreams I have ever.. ever had.. and it occurred two nights in a row..

I woke up on a cot in some small brick building to the sound of explosions, buildings coming down and a general ruckus. my friend runs into the room screaming about how I have to help, theyre destroying the city and the troops cant seem to harm them.. for whatever reason I knew I was in Methuen (city I grew up in) even though it didnt look like it. Im wearing robes and such and realize Ive got lightsabers and Im dressed like a Jedi.. when I got outside, I saw what was destroying the city... it was two gigantic creatures just stomping and smashing and doing their thing... one was King Koopa.. the other was Godzilla... long story short, I battled king koopa and godzilla to the death with my lightsabers and force powers and saved the day...

before someone has me admitted to a mental hospital.... I was playing a LOT of Knights of the Old Republic at the time, and maaaayybe hanging out with an old friend :ctatv: a lot at the time. so I attribute the dream to that.. it was so weird that two nights in a row it happened.. I didnt tell anyone about it for weeks because I really thought I was finally starting to lose it :lol:

[apkarian100]

I remember one time after I watched "Gang Land" on the History Channel, I dreamed that I was in a gang battle in my town and I killed the last Crip with a bazooka blast after I dodged his bazooka blast.