I bought a doughnut

[Bu11dogg2]

and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you the money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"'."

[jmb1983]

Two things...

A. I heard the receipt paper is not recyclable


B. Every time I see a doughnut I think of your mouth. Once my emotions start up, I swell up( in a sexy way)

[Berge56]

Agreed Randy. I can't stand getting receipts for useless stuff like that.

And JMB I have no idea about the receipt paper if its recyclable. :shrug:

[GeoffC8]

Sure is Mitch in here.

[Joe]

lol. i love that joke.

[RCKSTR]

Um sir, are you trying to steal that? No here's my paperwork for proof... :lol:

[Bu11dogg2]

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

[Bu11dogg2]

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

[Joe]

An escalator can never break, it only becomes stairs. You will never see a escalator out of order sign, just a sign that says; Use stairs.

[Bu11dogg2]

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

[boxer3maine]

the gas station and debit cards/ credit... some make you wait for a receipt, no asking. I humor the 12 people before me that did no snip off their receipt and throw them all in the overflowing barrel of receipts waitng for my reciept.

the fish hook reciept from 1990 something comes to mind. It was in my car the car with no past... someone in the 90s bought a fish hook in NH.

[SicRedGt]

Better safe than sorry, e-coli is running rampid in the doughnut industry.:eek: Just proof you got the doughnut and the illness.:lol:


Seriously, I always get a reciept from the gas station. Never know if I fill with 93 that I am actually getting 93. After cracking a ring land on a good safe tune I actually think I pumped regular in there from the 93 nozzle.

[civic si hb]

In the next 50 minutes I will be buying a iced coffee and 1 Boston cream doughnut before heading to porsche fest...... that is all :)

[Andrew3776]

What if you got sick because of the doughnut and the doughnut is clearly the reason. Doctor says, "son, you ate a donut with herpes squeezed on it". You find out an irate donut shop employee rubbed his disease all over your doughnut!!! YOu can sue if you prove there's a connection. And that dumb little reciept is your proof with a time stamp of when the doughnut was bought, and what kind of doughnut.

Ok thats a little extreme, but I have a sick mind.

[Antihero]

holy mitch hedberg jokes batman.....

RIP Mitch :(

[SicRedGt]

What if you got sick because of the doughnut and the doughnut is clearly the reason. Doctor says, "son, you ate a donut with herpes squeezed on it". You find out an irate donut shop employee rubbed his disease all over your doughnut!!! YOu can sue if you prove there's a connection. And that dumb little reciept is your proof with a time stamp of when the doughnut was bought, and what kind of doughnut.

Ok thats a little extreme, but I have a sick mind.


:as I throw the doughnut I am eating in the trash:

[Andrew3776]

:as I throw the doughnut I am eating in the trash:

:lol:

[javasti2004]

and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you the money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"'."


isnt a dollar bill paper and ink?

[Bu11dogg2]

:slap:

[Snowman87]

Did you file that under D for Donut or Delicious?

[Seraphinwolf]

Neither. Decadence.

[Bu11dogg2]

I did not write what is in the OP.

It's a joke.

A few of you got it :lol:

[TankGirl]

<3 Mitch. Lost a great comedian :/