All your Haikus belong here!

[TrickyDik]

It was about time someone started this thread. Get out your creative side and get in here to share your literary intelligence.

Rules: Haiku is a 17 syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Your format must meet the 5-7-5 rule. Example below.

Upside down sedan
How ever did you get there?
Not too smart you are

[2mprzya]

driving in snow, sweet
stupid lady too slow, beep
you shouldn't drive, *beep*

[2mprzya]

here at work today
can't wait to get out and play
i have no more gas.

[TrickyDik]

here at work today
can't wait to get out and play
donuts = no more gas.

Fail!

If you read the third line you would say the word 'equals' if the sign was there or if it was the word. That means you have 7 syllables all together.

[TrickyDik]

Filling in at work
It is my scheduled day off
No one bother me

[2mprzya]

revised my haiku
hope you are happy now nick
have a super day

[TrickyDik]

revised. happy?

Yes.

[2mprzya]

we need more people
to join in the haiku fun
someone else must post

[starhm]

umpa lumpas scare
little hands go everywhere
darkest dreams possessed!

[starhm]

talking square like sponge
standing there in brown square pants
cant clean things, useless!

[starhm]

watching snow flakes fall,
stupid people block the road,
wont get home again!

[Jon]

i've never been good at poetry, i'll pass on this one.

[starhm]

its not really poetry...just counting syllables and finding the words to express so much with so little.

that was almost deep...

[Jon]

I'm so bored right now
I want to go plow some snow
Another long night

[Jon]

Want to get some food
Friday at eighteen hundred
Wings your way for me

[starhm]

Sweet!!!

[starhm]

still coming down hard,
impenetrable blanket,
snow will never end.

[banned4life]

tubgirl loves the snow
two girls one cup is tasty
nothing like a ****

[2mprzya]

good for you proxy
we're all very proud of you
now make another

[starhm]

oh, eb50,
crude little haiku maker,
that was disgusting.

[TrickyDik]

Schedule is too busy,
Just want to sleep, and relax
Can't wait for New Years!

[TrickyDik]

Backed up inside
This morning, no poop for me,
Lunch was terrible

[banned4life]

tubgirl loves the snow
two girls one cup is tasty
nothing like a ****

was tubgirl real warm
as she took that steaming ****
all over her belly

[banned4life]

i have you all stumped
the silence is deafening
i can hear crickets

[TrickyDik]

My Haikus are great
Eugenes' are simple minded
Gross porn he watches

[banned4life]

My Haikus are great
Eugenes' are simple minded
Gross porn he watches


nick only wishes
two girls one cup was just his
jess and ashley poop

[TrickyDik]

nick only wishes
two girls one cup was just his
jess and ashley poop

~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~


I think I just pissed my pants:

Piddled in my pants
Also threw up in my mouth
Need pants and toothbrush

[banned4life]

~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~~rotfl~


I think I just pissed my pants:

Piddled in my pants
Also threw up in my mouth
Need pants and toothbrush

i just laughed so hard
nick can take a joke and smile
he is a good sport

[starhm]

was tubgirl real warm
as she took that steaming ****
all over her belly

might need a little rework on the last line...i know tricky is the haiku police, but...

[starhm]

red lights flash ahead
cars spinning out of control
bent steel in my wake!

[TrickyDik]

i just laughed so hard
nick can take a joke and smile
he is a good sport

Yes I joke and smile,
You are not so bad yourself!
P.S. girls don't poop.

[TrickyDik]

might need a little rework on the last line...i know tricky is the haiku police, but...

Good catch.

[starhm]

^^classic...just ask them!!! or poot...

[2mprzya]

i want to go home
crawl in bed and fall asleep
must work at best buy



i hate working two jobs.

[2mprzya]

hate looking for thread
think this should be sub forum
then no look again

[banned4life]

sprint changed their contract
i called and *****ed for more perks
free texts and cheap phone

[TrickyDik]

This snow storm sucks balls
Keeping Jess from visiting
Last saw her Sunday

[Nate8409]

My diaper fell off
it did it did smell like poop
I litered ha ha

[starhm]

dont get that girl mad
sounds like shes f-ing mad
shes gonna kick a$$

[Nate8409]

You talk about Sarah?
Think you talking bout Sarah
Maybe talk bout Jen?

[starhm]

maybe about jen
your haiku, shes not impressed
your ass she will kick.

[Nate8409]

ha ha ha ha ha
very funny sir yes sir
ha ha ha ha ha

[2mprzya]

worked real late last night
too tired for anything
want to go to sleep

[banned4life]

santa used to ho
now he can only ha ha
when will it stop boo

[2mprzya]

eb loves santa
cuz when he leaves his house
hes emptied his sack

[banned4life]

dan where are wiis
it is already friday
no wii means no coin

[2mprzya]

i am sorry man
was hoping they would come in
i want one myself


keep you updated
when i find out they are in
then you recieve coin

[banned4life]

i sold four today
all i have left is bundle
wii season is over

[ValuePack]

the clutch disc is glazed
on the Forester outside
no more dorifto

[2mprzya]

miss haihu thread
glad to be back with more post
lets see more haiku

[TrickyDik]

No creative thought
Working on Christmas Eve sucks
Night shift tomorrow

[2mprzya]

good point nicholas
sorry to hear about work
have a good christmas

[ValuePack]

wrapping presents with
a 2 year old is the suck.
oh ****! no more tape!

[2mprzya]

unwrapping presents
getting good presents is fun
you no get me stuff.

[Murphy2012]

I am really sick
I hate thowing up a lot
**** you stupid flu

[2mprzya]

hope you feel better
if i wasn't at work
i'd bring you some soup

[2mprzya]

got 4 tickets to
giants pats this saturday
hope big blue wins

[TrickyDik]

You have lots of luck
Pats game is going to rock
My name is: Jealous.

[Bu11dogg2]

Eugene, listen up
I am only gonna say
This one more damn time

[Robk0000]

and another
reason why
i hated Engrish Crash


i dont get it...

[Bu11dogg2]

Five syllables first
Seven syllbales are next
Same as first line top

[banned4life]

Eugene, listen up
I am only gonna say
This one more damn time


W T F Randii?
Do You Disrepect me?
Your car is so slow.

[2mprzya]

W T F Randii?
Do You Disrepect me?
Your car is so slow.


hate to sound like a broken record... but


"Five syllables first
Seven syllbales are next
Same as first line top"

[2mprzya]

you guys are slacking
write some more haikus today
give me stuff to read

[Bu11dogg2]

W T F Randii?
Do You Disrepect me?
Your car is so slow.


Your outback is gay
want to fight about it?
I can take you out.

[2mprzya]

working a lot now
2 jobs makes me sleepy
not much fun at all

[Bu11dogg2]

Trikydik is gay
He likes hairy beastly men
come out of closet

[starhm]

you guys are brutal!
trashing eachother so much,
this crap is funny!!!!

[Bu11dogg2]

Do not test me son
I am greater then you are
Bow before me wench

[TrickyDik]

Trikydik is gay
He likes hairy beastly men
come out of closet

Bu11dogg2 is dumb
He can't spell Tricky correct
Too much gay he has.

[Bu11dogg2]

Don't try me man
I can kill you so quickly
With my Rainbow gun

[2mprzya]

3 weeks, too long
trying to keep this alive
post up your haiku

[2mprzya]

its been 3 weeks
since someone last posted here
this could be a trend

[2mprzya]

its snowing outside
dorifto tonight at spot?
need sideways fun.

[SteelWRX]

I don't understand.
What is the point of this thread?
Someone please explain.

[TrickyDik]

Sorry, been slacking.
Finding new job and school work,
take up most my time.

My haikus are best.
I am the self proclaimed champ!
No point to this thread.

[2mprzya]

look how long its been
need to bring this back up top
love the haikus

[2mprzya]

why does no one post
you all like to make these up
don't lie to yourself

[jonny-rockets]

my car is too slow
i want to bolt some mods on
then it will be fast

[starhm]

sitting here at work
time seems to completely stop
writing haikus now

[AllWheelDriveIsAllIllDriv]

at last here i stand
waiting for that distress call
midnight now don't sink

[2mprzya]

hello guys what up?
long time no post in this thread
bump it up now

[jonny-rockets]

i bought a TV
then i had to return it
man that ****ing sucks.

[TrickyDik]

No job offer yet
Stir crazy with the Coast Guard
Let me out right now!