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jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:27 PM
His body was hard -- not hard like Milosevic, the Serbian strongman, but hard like the marble on your shower floor, when you fall and bang your knee
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:28 PM
Her shoulders heaved like the tiny sobs of Snuggles the cat being run through with a roasting spit
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:28 PM
He tore open her blouse like a Publisher's Clearing House letter in which he, and some guy named Steven Bouber from Stockton, California, were potential finalists for the ten million dollar prize
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:33 PM
The rain was pelting down, Paul could barely hear himself think. Trees whipped around in the ferocious wind, leaves and branches that weren't quite strong enough to withstand the force of the storm littered the streets and gutters
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:36 PM
Robbie smiled and took her in his arms, holding her against him. He gave her a kiss on the neck before kissing her lips
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:38 PM
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:39 PM
Robert was new at this prison thing, and he felt frightened and confused. But the moment he laid eyes on #472825994, he became a prisoner of love.
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 09:39 PM
Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in sexual congress were heard.
Antihero
11-04-2010, 10:17 PM
Let me be the first to say....
WHAT THE F***?!?!
RCKSTR
11-04-2010, 10:19 PM
Let me be the first to say....
WHAT THE F***?!?!


:munch: +1

this must be a Romance novel or something :shrug:
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 10:21 PM
Let me be the first to say....
WHAT THE F***?!?!


You have no say, get out now!
jmb1983
11-04-2010, 10:22 PM
:munch: +1

this must be a Romance novel or something :shrug:

Really? You whispered these to me in voicemails! You said they were from your favorite Danielle Steele albums.
hiprsha666
11-04-2010, 10:22 PM
i dont know what it is, but Im totally turned on by it.:lol:
WeldingHank
11-04-2010, 11:37 PM
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/0/cant_fap.jpg
98Wagoon
11-05-2010, 12:10 AM
I came. and expect moar.
jonny-rockets
11-05-2010, 04:06 AM
subscribed
Bu11dogg2
11-05-2010, 08:09 AM
Let me be the first to say....
WHAT THE F***?!?!
Berge56
11-05-2010, 08:19 AM
:lol: Keep going....
civic si hb
11-05-2010, 08:36 AM
I came. and expect moar.


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