She is ready:

[Penguinetti]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bji/1587347039.html

So I was reading the best of Craigslist, and I saw this and laughed.














And then I stopped laughing, cause I realised that , except for the "S" part of "SWM", I met all of the other criteria.... which is wierd.

[fbodydude53]

too bad she doesnt have a picture :wub:

[SicRedGt]

too bad she doesnt have a picture :wub:


After reading your sig I think you have found your mate. :D The "no homophobic" statement makes me wonder if she has a penis.:eek:

[98Wagoon]

I picture her to be a monstrous animal.

That just might be because I'm a pessimist though :lol:

[boxer3maine]

After reading your sig I think you have found your mate. :D The "no homophobic" statement makes me wonder if she has a penis.:eek:

I thought similar.

and ten gallons at a time.

as if I would be interested in a woman that could bench press me.


at least it is out front, the ad like that.

an encounter would end up a fist fight jail and leaving her with my christian curse a lezzie.

survive that in your country girl ways lady. :)

[subaru_crazy]

im picturing her looking like a female lumberjack:lol:

[SicRedGt]

im picturing her looking like a female lumberjack:lol:


I'd hit it! :rofl:

[fbodydude53]

After reading your sig I think you have found your mate. :D The "no homophobic" statement makes me wonder if she has a penis.:eek:

She probabaly does :rofl:

and there is a reason for that sig :unamused:

[SRTie4k]

Where is Bimidji?

[SicRedGt]

and there is a reason for that sig :unamused:



I must say those are words of wisdom my friend.

[Psychoreo]

Just in case it goes away....

Zombie hunting SWF seeking kick ass partner

Date: 2010-02-05, 11:52AM CST
[Errors when replying to ads? (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)]
"SWF seeks SWM who enjoys farming, zoo keeping and serious preparation for zombie invasion for friendship, LTR and possible marriage. Must be willing to wear a kilt and own his own broadsword.

Must be down to earth kind of guy, no prior convictions, not subject to any criminal investigations. I will look you up on the state access database so don't bother lying about it. Am D/D free, you be too

Must hold liberal political views, while still supporting gun ownership, hunting and private land rights.

No racists, homophobes, or fundamentalists. No Jehova Witnesses or Mormons.

Must love dogs and be approved by my dogs. Must be able to ride a horse and allow me to spend large amounts of time with my animals without complaint. Must take me fishing and buy me a pint now and then. You can go out with your buddies too, I am not the jealous sort. But, you better be home each night in case the zombie invasion begins.

I am a strong, intelligent country woman who can drive anything, haul 10 gallons of water to animals at a time, butcher a deer and run a trot line. Country folk will survive.