Official CT poo whore thread

[tacoornot]

http://files.sharenator.com/XDDDD_imagine_if_it_was_9000_years_old_Pedobear_wo uldn_t_even_think_about_it_EPIC_motis_part3_Pedobe ar_Time-s400x582-48356.png
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8DpEVO-k4C4/Tw1OBCV3S0I/AAAAAAAAOAo/wz-XBHLMbrk/s1600/It%2527s%2BOver%2B9000%2B-%2BFriend%2BRequests%2B-%2BGirls%2BPlaying%2BOnline%2BGame.jpg

[CT08spec.B]

not safe for work

http://i.imgur.com/pCsEa.jpg

this is pure awesomeness

[98Wagoon]

Mahlp

[fbodydude53]

Not a fan of the toilets in our new building, I've dubbed them low rider crappers, and I just can't get the leverage I need to give it hell without blowing an o ring... :unamused:

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[Kojak77]

Not a fan of the toilets in our new building, I've dubbed them low rider crappers, and I just can't get the leverage I need to give it hell without blowing an o ring... :unamused:

Sent from my broid

Low toilets suck (well not really, if they did, that would be crazy!).

[yaya]

Leftover Chili for lunch... hoping for decent afternoon poo.

[Berge56]

already dropped 2 loads..... I think I am done for today.

[Berge56]

h e r p e s...


http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu142/Berge56/1326484273312.jpg

[AExiOn]

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/arch/src/130475209801.gif

[tacoornot]

I need to pee! But I need to hold it so I can pee in a cup!!!!! Hurry the **** up doctor person!!!

[AExiOn]

wtf are you peeing in a cup for... You work on heaters

wait..
Are you getting tested for aids?

[AExiOn]

Morning ****s!

[tacoornot]

wtf are you peeing in a cup for... You work on heaters

wait..
Are you getting tested for aids?

You should probably go see a doctor...

[AExiOn]

You should probably go see a doctor...


:(


You said you where clean

[Berge56]

He lies!! All Men lie!

[AExiOn]

hes a Hermaphrodite.. the one with both organs.. Hes stuck between post op and pre op.

[CT08spec.B]

poo'd at 6am went back to bed now i gotta poo again

[tacoornot]

For ****s sake go **** your **** cock Ass licking self

[98Wagoon]

For ****s sake go **** your **** cock Ass licking self

:truestory:

[yaya]

Had a mythical one wiper this morning. Of course, had to go for a second just to confirm.

[Psychoreo]

Sat down and felt like I gave birth.

Stood up to take a picture to send to Taco.

Turd is completely gone.

[98Wagoon]

:iam:

[tacoornot]

http://ragecomics.com/-img/4edcc956186133609f0000ae.png

[98Wagoon]

Its a g g g g g g gg g gghooooooooosssstttt!

[yaya]

Phantom poop

:lol:

[sweaty]

Sat down and felt like I gave birth.

Stood up to take a picture to send to Taco.

Turd is completely gone.

there's a lot of physics going on in the old craper.

it's all about displacement/volume.

that's how you can flush your toiled by dumping a half a bucket of water in it.

as such, you must have taken one hell of a crap sir!

[CT08spec.B]

http://ragecomics.com/-img/4edcc956186133609f0000ae.png


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[heresmymind]

I had over a pound of Jet Fuel - Wings from Wings Over Newington for lunch. I now shall go punish the toilet and cry as I remember "if it burns going it, it burns going out"

-B

[F. Boombalatti]

Poop fail yesterday....mega snake today:thumbup:

[Richie]

lobster toscana+lobster bisque+a ton of sourdough+chipssourcreamsalsa+steak+veggies+at least a dozen beers.

I'm actually excited about tomorrow's crap.

[Typical Tom]

If I'm not mistaken I pooped twice yesterday.

[AExiOn]

Pre anyone in the office poop

[GeoffC8]

I'm pooping in a truck stop, does that count?

[CT08spec.B]

I'm pooping in a truck stop, does that count?

better wipe the seat and cover it with TP I sure as hell wouldnt wana know whats been on that tiolet.

[GeoffC8]

I make an ass gasket with tp after seat wiping.

[tacoornot]

Ass gaskets is key! Public toilets are gross..... I'd rather **** in a bucket.

[Kojak77]

Ass gaskets is key! Public toilets are gross..... I'd rather **** in a bucket.

I keep a bucket in the car just in case!

[sweaty]

i haven't shat today. i think i might be dying...

[tacoornot]

:gtfo:i haven't shat today. i think i might be dying...

[AExiOn]

i haven't made poo yet today :(

[CT08spec.B]

had a little nuget pop out this morning def not enough more poo prob this afternoon, i can feel it

[fbodydude53]

I feel a massive poop coming soon :spin:

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[CT08spec.B]

ahh just took a nice hot steamy crap

[1055]

I had 1 yesterday that popped and crackled

[sweaty]

is it possible to get diaper rash if you don't wear diapers?

[1055]

Ive always known it as duck rash

[Kojak77]

I just took a stinker in my hotel room. Now my whole room smells awful.:mad:

[tacoornot]

is it possible to get diaper rash if you don't wear diapers?

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv50/hagsfiend-521/Posters/Dirty/AdultDiapers.jpg

[tacoornot]

I've been farting for days and smell like sewage. Is this normal?

[yaya]

^precursor before the storm

I had no poo today. Tomorrow better watch it's back.

[tacoornot]

Toilet is doomed
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0uCjv4WitlA/TkH0nJJJi0I/AAAAAAAAB0I/-OrfAs9oGLQ/s400/down-the-toilet-thumb14203218.jpg

[tacoornot]

I'm in a customers house, no ones home, turtle head poking, no toilet paper to be found in there bathroom....... Fuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

[tacoornot]

I have to **** so bad that my testicles hurt.

[yaya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhXzM70CNrw

[AExiOn]

http://helpdesk.dattobackup.com/system/photos/2236/8696/wtf.gif

This is the avitar in a ticketing system of the tech i'm working with from another company.


I feel taken care of

[sweaty]

his face after her asks for a WOOt from evelyn and she give him one is ****ing awesome. it's just ****ing awesome.

[CT08spec.B]

no poo yet today :(

[Kojak77]

Rock solid coal poop today. :e

[tacoornot]

Balls!

[CT08spec.B]

ah just dropped a nice healthy ****

[fbodydude53]

I need to poop but I have a drug test soon :unamused: can't go if the tank is empty

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[Berge56]

dopped 2 today.

[tacoornot]

Penis.... It touched the water :(

[Psychoreo]

Still haven't gone today. I figured ski food would loosen everything up...

[fbodydude53]

First poop of the day?

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[F. Boombalatti]

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRX7oioF2sjVRwFb1svz1vPSTkteUuXZ xj53VTkaRioAPmyCMMenAhttps://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOIEM-7Enbu6i-B2XWQL-w3kJoIQ8RhTYQ7qN462jOEhT_ocfO

[AExiOn]

i'm going to go to willi brew
drink beer, eat good food, and poop a good log later

[F. Boombalatti]

All the poop talk ended up in the last person to post thread today...lol!

[Kojak77]

My poop has been insanely solid lately.:lol:

[fbodydude53]

Super poop?

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[AExiOn]

I got teh mud butt

[CT08spec.B]

my poo today was partiall white, that isnt normal :lol::lol:

[tacoornot]

my poo today was partiall white, that isnt normal :lol::lol:

Cum dumpster.

[CT08spec.B]

Cum dumpster.

:rofl::rofl:

[tacoornot]

http://mikelightman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tumblr_l453goAzvl1qbdy7bo1_400.jpg

[Typical Tom]

+1 to the septic tank.

[fbodydude53]

Late poop today :unamused:

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[CT08spec.B]

Late poop today :unamused:

Sent from my broid


same :unamused:

[F. Boombalatti]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/Modern-sewage-system.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[Kojak77]

Another solid poop earlier. :)

[sweaty]

i'm on this new deal where i don't take my immediate morning dump, just the 9:00 a.m. work dump.

don't know where the immediate morning one went...

[Berge56]

I went 3 times today.

[AExiOn]

I have this huge pimple right under my butt cheek.. Sitting on the poop throne isn't pleasant

[tacoornot]

I have this huge pimple right under my butt cheek.. Sitting on the poop throne isn't pleasant

Hemroids are worse. Go ahead, ask me how I know....

[GeoffC8]

How do you know?

[AExiOn]

you sure that was a hemroid :troll:



on a side note I had taco soup last night

And my farts are loud and proud this morning!

[Kojak77]

I had a burner this morning. :mad:

[sweaty]

I have this huge pimple right under my butt cheek.. Sitting on the poop throne isn't pleasant

you win

[tacoornot]

you win

What's his prize?

[Kojak77]

What's his prize?

Adult diapers.

[tacoornot]

http://i.qkme.me/2kkt.jpg

[CT08spec.B]

just poo'd

[yaya]

My schedule is all out of whack. I just had my first poo of the day.

[CT08spec.B]

My schedule is all out of whack. I just had my first poo of the day.


time for an emema, BEND OVER !!!

[tacoornot]

time for an emema, BEND OVER !!!

You know how I know you're gay?

[tacoornot]

Made princess laiya hair with my poop.

[fbodydude53]

I don't party with bros :brotato:

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[AExiOn]

DUDE I THREW A 30MPH BALL AT THE BOWLING ALLY!!

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-captions-come-at-me-bro.jpg

[AExiOn]

btw penguins won **** :bruins:

transverse effect, pats will loose, and I dont give a **** about football

[fbodydude53]

Bad ass, I think I've made it to like 25, but I'm a skinny bastard. If I get bigger somehow I'm gonna punch the NESN reporters in the baby makers.

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[Psychoreo]

Downloading audio drivers.

Then taking a poop

[tacoornot]

Toilet bowl Sunday! The only bowl I care about.

[Psychoreo]

I just pulled out a 2.5" nose hair

[fbodydude53]

Pics or it didn't happen

Sent from my broid

[tacoornot]

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/global-warming-farting.jpg

[AExiOn]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/419527_227109004045923_199020000188157_471153_2079 361178_n.jpg

[AExiOn]

New record.. I've pooped twice before anyone got to the office

[yaya]

:fart:

[Psychoreo]

:poop:

[tacoornot]

http://images4.cpcache.com/product/157090304v5_460x460_Front.jpg

[Kojak77]

Droppin' a duece, then heading to Keene NH for a 2pm meeting, where I may poop again.

[tacoornot]

Stop by the nuke plant and give wagoon a handie.

[CT08spec.B]

havent poo'd yet today

[tacoornot]

havent poo'd yet today

Anal sex will do that to ya...

[CT08spec.B]

Anal sex will do that to ya...


I am upset with you for not looking at me while we were close

[tacoornot]

You know how I know your gay?

[CT08spec.B]

You know how I know your gay?


:rofl::rofl: you soooo FUNNAY T-Bag

[tacoornot]

:isee::rofl::rofl: you soooo FUNNAY T-Bag

[AExiOn]

I feel a turd but it won't come out

[CT08spec.B]

Pood earlier had to wipe a million times ugh

[tacoornot]

Pood earlier had to wipe a million times ugh

http://www.rumproast.com/images/uploads/ladylynn.jpg

[F. Boombalatti]

Oh wow! Uber epic poop this morning.

[Psychoreo]

I have no idea what I ate, but I have the most toxic rotted garlic farts. Enough to where I had to get up early and leave the room.....

Followed by an explosive soup ****.

[tacoornot]

I would then climb into the shower.

[Psychoreo]

I would then climb into the shower.

Moisty wipes and a shower indeed

[yaya]

Sliders has come back with a vengeance this morning.

[AExiOn]

Minis and Guinness for lunch? Imma poo machine

[CT08spec.B]

today = mud butt :unamused:

[1055]

Had a ghost **** last night.. I hate those

[AExiOn]

my poop this morning was 10 mins of glory!

[CT08spec.B]

went to moes and moes came out this morning smelled just like last night :lol:

[AExiOn]

I want the soda machine they have in my office!

[CT08spec.B]

I want the soda machine they have in my office!


that is by far one of the best inventions ever

[fbodydude53]

First poop was early today, maybe if I'm lucky the second will be soon! :spin:

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[New_BOOST]

Hey Art, word on the street is you be posting pictures of me on this site. Don't make me lace up my Timbs and come at you BRO

[GeoffC8]

In for ct ***** fight.

[AExiOn]

Hey Art, word on the street is you be posting pictures of me on this site. Don't make me lace up my Timbs and come at you BRO

lol

I love you Mike

Though I dont recall what your talking about.. my memory only has a 6 month span.

If I did I'm sworry

http://www.eldiario24.com/uploads/editorial/2010/11/12/imagenes/36033_bp.jpg

[1055]

Is tori24 on here?

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[Kojak77]

Hey Art, word on the street is you be posting pictures of me on this site. Don't make me lace up my Timbs and come at you BRO

http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/forums/images/smilies/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png

[New_BOOST]

Is tori24 on here?

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She most likely is...she's slept with pretty much every guy on ctsubie so time to move on to NES

[New_BOOST]

lol

I love you Mike

Though I dont recall what your talking about.. my memory only has a 6 month span.

If I did I'm sworry

http://www.eldiario24.com/uploads/editorial/2010/11/12/imagenes/36033_bp.jpg

Thanks Art, I love you too. And now I'm turned on by that picture...be back in 5-10 mins

http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/forums/images/smilies/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme-240x180.png

Kojak, what's up!

[tacoornot]

She most likely is...she's slept with pretty much every guy on ctsubie so time to move on to NES

I lold

[Kojak77]

Kojak, what's up!

Beer. You?

[New_BOOST]

Beer. You?

Wine for me tonight...goin out with a lovely young lady so I can't pound beers and get **** faced. I have to sip on many glasses of wine and get **** faced :)

[Kojak77]

Wine for me tonight...goin out with a lovely young lady so I can't pound beers and get **** faced. I have to sip on many glasses of wine and get **** faced :)

Have some wine and throw her a shocker! :rofl:

[Alpine.Star]

WOAH! Whats up ****ers!

[tacoornot]

WOAH! Whats up ****ers!

I see you found the interwebs again.

[tacoornot]

I've almost **** my pants twice today.

[CT08spec.B]

Morning poo

[MisterTwo40]

Morning poo
smells like ellington

[MisterTwo40]

I've almost **** my pants twice today.
also smells like ellington

[tacoornot]

:truestory:also smells like ellington

[AExiOn]

I dont think I've ever met this Tori you all speak of.. Perhaps its because I dont leave the house..

Debating on how I'm making poop today.. Kinda want to go to willi brew to make that fine turd happen.





https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/428065_10150598874124936_733994935_8801992_3581393 70_n.jpg

[Alpine.Star]

^^This and who gives a **** that bobby whooped her ass 20 years ago

[yaya]

Working on Tilted Kilt poo #3...

[Berge56]

I might start drinking.

[AExiOn]

Working on Tilted Kilt poo #3...

how was it?

[GeoffC8]

I started drinking.

Good man.

[yaya]

how was it?

Decent food, better beer selection than Hooters, scenery was... I like the outfits.

[fullCircling]

Wait hold on is this a CT regional thread or are we discussing fecal matters here? Or both.

I'm out if you guys start posting pics and taking measurements of your logs. Just sayin... Although I would prob win bc my turds have been bred to be the best.

[AExiOn]

its both! welcome to the poo club

Pics of your turd!

[AExiOn]

Ahh first poop of the day, and the automatic light just went off

[CT08spec.B]

poo'd this morning feel another poo coming soon

[Kojak77]

I took a **** at the gym. I heard several people comment on the stink in the locker room. :lol:

[Kojak77]

I was on the road during my normal dump time, I think I may have missed it for today. :(

[yaya]

Already had rounds 1 and 2. I feel like there will likely be a round 3 this afternoon.

[CT08spec.B]

i poo'd this morning i feel round 2 coming sooner than later

[1055]

"You have a thread that's 9k posts long about poop?"

-girlfriend.

[Kojak77]

"You have a thread that's 9k posts long about poop?"

-girlfriend.

"Yes, Happy Valentines Day...where's my damn sandwich."

[CT08spec.B]

i gotta poo but someone is in the bathroom :unamused:

[fbodydude53]

"Yes, Happy Valentines Day...where's my damn sandwich."

This

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[tacoornot]

"Yes, Happy Valentines Day...where's my damn sandwich."

I don't think Tracy would really take that **** from you.

[Psychoreo]

I don't think Tracy would really take that **** from you.

Maybe if he was holding the AR?

[1055]

With the golfball launcher?

[sweaty]

get back on topic folks, and TAKE A ****!!!!

[AExiOn]

I had some hot spicy beef jerky this morning.. I just had the constipated poo, how do you think I feel...

[CT08spec.B]

I just too valentines day **** #3 smelled like roses

[tacoornot]

I just too valentines day **** #3 smelled like roses

your wife is a blessed women:sweetjesus:

[Kojak77]

Went to Flemmings last night, today's **** will be really expensive.

[Kojak77]

I don't think Tracy would really take that **** from you.

She wouldn't, I make her sandwiches.

Maybe if he was holding the AR?

I couldn't hit dump truck from 10 yards.

With the golfball launcher?

The stupid 556's flash hider is a different thread than the golf ball launcher, so I couldn't get it. I'm still pissed. I had a golf course that would let me use it too.

[CT08spec.B]

Went to Flemmings last night, today's **** will be really expensive.


you baller :unamused:

[Berge56]

had an epic poo this am.

[Alpine.Star]

night shift + monster energy has my craps very sporatic and unpredictable

[sweaty]

no afternoon dump for me. just non stop gas.

i'm showboating...

[Boris]

no afternoon dump for me. just non stop gas.

i'm showboating...

Wily *****


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[yaya]

So far, it's another 3 dump day for me.

[Alpine.Star]

http://www.litstack.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mule.jpg

[Psychoreo]

I'm about to crack the commode

[Psychoreo]

level 3 power poop completed

[AExiOn]

time to drink beer and produce a beer turd!

[GeoffC8]

I'm pooping in Branford, CT right now. In the stop and shop. Our was closer to where we parked, and probably cleaner, than the truck stop here. It had the exact same layout as the store in greenfield, ma.

[CT08spec.B]

I haven't poo'd yet today WTF

[Berge56]

I pooped at work first thing! Feeling another one brewing.

[AExiOn]

I'm pooping in Branford, CT right now. In the stop and shop. Our was closer to where we parked, and probably cleaner, than the truck stop here. It had the exact same layout as the store in greenfield, ma.


was it the TA?

We all know truckers poop in brown paper bags

[fbodydude53]

Finally producing a turd for today

sent from my broid

[Kojak77]

Just dropped a nice dump.:truestory:

[1055]

Split stream pee has got to be one of the worst things ever.

[tacoornot]

Split stream pee has got to be one of the worst things ever.

This is why I pee after ejaculate.

[98Wagoon]

I'm just hangin' in out with my wang out.. getting posts deleted like a goddamn 'murican. **** you!

[[JT]]

oh my gosh lmao
Super Saiyans are Real - YouTube

[[JT]]

This has got to make it to tosh.o

[98Wagoon]

Homeboy has a point.

[[JT]]

true, but you can't help but laugh after like 3 min lol

[HoetheJoe]

:sg:budlight platinum works good as a colon cleaner

[CT08spec.B]

just poo'd it stunk real bad then one min later my boss went in there :rofl::rofl:

[AExiOn]

my pooping has decreased :(

[fbodydude53]

Poop left skidmarks real bad, 4 flushes wouldn't fix it. **** happens :lol:

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[Berge56]

pooped twice this morning. Now I am hungry

[AExiOn]

That sir.. Are just marks of your accomplishment, and should not be ashamed of!

[tacoornot]

Lunch was meh.

[Berge56]

I still have not had food today.

[CT08spec.B]

I just too a huge Berg:D

[yaya]

I just took a huge Berg:D in the ass


Gross

[CT08spec.B]

Gross


:lol::lol:

[GeoffC8]

was it the TA?

We all know truckers poop in brown paper bags

It was!

And no brown bag poops. Just gross.

[fbodydude53]

3rd dump of the day, I feel like I'm going to be here a while. :unamused:

sent from my broid

[sweaty]

i've been working on a deal screen for work, and have been holding one in for about an hour.

i can wait no longer

this one's gonna be a whopper!!!

[tacoornot]

http://joebuddejr.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/the_burger_king.jpg

[RCKSTR]

KING ****!!!

[AExiOn]

dear god my 3am dennys is coming back with a vengence this morning

[tacoornot]

****... I'm going to have to be around you....

[CT08spec.B]

Just dropped a monster crap ahhhhhh I feel 10lbs lighter

[Berge56]

Took an amazing poop 2 minutes ago. Feel much better now.

[GeoffC8]

I need to at some point. Not sure when the least one was.

[tacoornot]

I just popped in the same toilet that art used :wub:

[AExiOn]

I just popped in the same toilet that art used :wub:

I pooped and peed in that toilet soo much today!

At least my farts wasn't as bad as they where 5:30 this morning.


speaking of that, I should go to ****ing bed.

ps :bruins: can suck it

[AExiOn]

my poop cannon isn't going to be a happy poop cannon today.. I can already tell with how my intestines feel

[98Wagoon]

Or will it?! :iam:

[CT08spec.B]

no poo yet today, maybe after my oatmeal

[CT08spec.B]

Had fried seafood yesterday it tastes so good its a ashame its so bad for you. It goes in nice and smooth and comes out the same way

[yaya]

Whiskey river poo.

[Berge56]

Pooping now

[1055]

Crop dusted from the showroom to the service desk. Customer almost threw up.


Great success!

[CT08spec.B]

I just dropped what I believe is the biggest **** of all time !!

[1055]

Bono?

Hoe many keurics?

[Psychoreo]

Something is brewing.

It ain't gonna be pretty...

[CT08spec.B]

Something is brewing.

It ain't gonna be pretty...


its prob from that fancy bread you eat...

http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Best-Bread-Ever.jpg

[AExiOn]

is that bird ****ting out arrows?

[AExiOn]

My poop burns today!

[Kojak77]

I'm gonna poop in Maine today!

[AExiOn]

show em why we have a poop thread

and why its the longest thread on NES :lol:

[sweaty]

we should organize some type of poop across new england event

[1055]

Maybe right after the NEDM?

[fbodydude53]

I like that idea. Should be part of a scavenger hunt or something :lol:

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[Kojak77]

Hannaford supermarkets HQ has decent toilets. Powerful flushing action.:lol:

[1055]

Nobody pooped for 3 days?? I demand updates!

Im currently taking one of very few morning poops I've ever taken.

Seriously; probably less than a dozen in my lifetime.

Im normally a 1-4 oclocker

[Berge56]

I have one brewing.

[F. Boombalatti]

Poop happened at my friends house in NH. this morning.

[SgtScagnetti]

Dropping a heater in a red robin.

[Berge56]

I dropped the kids off this morning.