"Do you want to race?"

[GeoffC8]

So my co-worker asked me if I wanted to race tonight.

"What do you drive?"
"Hyundai Elantra!"
"... What would be the point?"
"Why, what do you drive?"
"A legacy"
"oh... Is it a 5 speed?"
"yes"
"oh... you might take me off the line, but i'd catch you!"

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: :banghead::banghead::banghead:

This woman is going to drive me to kill someone one of these days. She was insistant that her Elantra would smoke me, regardless of the type of race.

[AllWheelDriveIsAllIllDriv]

HAHAHAHA.
"why does the paint chip?"
"Its a subaru!"
"Ok....why does the paint chip"

[banned4life]

tell her the loser has to quit their job or come to work in just a bra

[Robk0000]

tell her the loser has to quit their job or come to work in just a bra


+1 or come into work wearing the opposite sex's clothing.

[FREAK]

HAHAHAHA.
"why does the paint chip?"
"Its a subaru!"
"Ok....why does the paint chip"

tell her the loser has to quit their job or come to work in just a bra

+1 or come into work wearing the opposite sex's clothing.

:rofl::rofl:


what a douche. How old is she? 16?

[SteelWRX]

Beware of the Elantra's 132-Legacy-destroying-horsepower.

[Bu11dogg2]

It would be a drivers race.

[Robk0000]

my moms elantra is a gt, and it can lay a 25ft patch, neutral drop that is.

138whp *****es

[squeethebee]

It would be a drivers race.

Uh-oh Geoff, if you don't want to leave it to chance, give me a call.











:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
ed

[CTATV]

was she hot? if she's that dumb you should have proposed a bet. Looser has to have sex with the winner of the race :rofl:

[morbidgorilla]

hell you dont know maybe she has a stroker kit and a vortech supercharger
or a vd think carefully

[CTATV]

hell you dont know maybe she has a stroker kit and a vortech supercharger
or a vd think carefully


VD FTL:lol::unamused:

[GeoffC8]

She's like 25. And annoying as ****. And I seriously doubt she'd know what a GT was. And if she'd keep her clothes on, that'd be fine, thanks.

[Bu11dogg2]

Uh-oh Geoff, if you don't want to leave it to chance, give me a call.











:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
ed

:lol:

[Nick S.]

Bench racing is gay. I'm sure her car is nothing like this one, but there are many elantras that are fast as hell. And they all have DSM engines in them. :) One of my friends has one that does 12s.


http://www.hyundaiperformance.com/forums/attachments/showroom/182d1182610862-4g63t-elantra-update-ssa51204.jpg

[CTATV]

lets get back on topic, whats this girl look like...

[Jon]

TTIWWOP of annoying girl

[GeoffC8]

Pictures:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3528/l9a97fd9b788b4eefb15b25xf0.jpg

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6161/l2ab1d8a2024245e6a2020btu1.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3693/ld18c0af9fd6e480eaa17e8fh6.jpg

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/2704/lfa4c21931e5d4c36b8d637gs8.jpg

[RCKSTR]

yikes:eek: that looks like the asian guy from 16 candles:lol:

[CTATV]

wait did you photoshop that face?

[FREAK]

haha

[Subygirl8330]

Beware of the Elantra's 132-Legacy-destroying-horsepower.


:rofl::rofl:

[GeoffC8]

wait did you photoshop that face?
nope. she's from some thread on a body building forum. dude that posted the pictures got ridden like a drunk prom queen at a backstreet boys concert. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=389063875

[RCKSTR]

nope. she's from some thread on a body building forum. dude that posted the pictures got ridden like a drunk prom queen at a backstreet boys concert. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=389063875
you're just piss'd cuz you arn't on her myspace top friends:lol:

[GeoffC8]

you're just piss'd cuz you arn't on her myspace top friends:lol:
I'd rather hit another ****ing deer.

[RCKSTR]

I'd rather hit another ****ing deer.
looks like she allready did:lol:

[morbidgorilla]

the donger all done