dayman
06-23-2009, 05:37 PM
Hey guys and gals,
I know this is kinda short notice but I'm having a birthday party at my place on saturday and you're all welcome to come!
When: June 27th, 12pm-whenever
Where: 122 S Silver Ln, Sunderland, MA
What:
Okay, so a lucky few of you managed to make it to my 24 hour event last year. An even luckier few survived it. This year, we've distilled the fun to just 18 hours. This year it's going to be even better than last year. Here's some improvements we've made:
-Cockpit will now be located outside along with a sweet projector. We'll put on movies later in the night. That's right *****es 60 inches of exterior entertainment. You couldn't pay a midget to give you more fun
-We ran out of pizza last year. This was a disaster and we sincerely apologize. This year, we've been negotiating with the country of portugal. In exchange for giving them some much needed advertising exposure, they will be financing our pizza with their entire GDP. I hope everyone likes anchovies!!! (Okay I cut a deal with José Sócrates, the Portugese Prime Minister. We won't have any anchovies, but we now have to play the Portugese national anthem, "A Portuguesa", every hour on the hour )
-We have a special treat in store for those of you whole like jello shots but we're keeping it a secret. All we can say is that several scientists have been working on the recipe for a number of months. One was awarded the nobel prize. The other unfortunately passed away because he couldn't handle the high concentration of awesome they were working with in the lab.
All this stuff plus a crapload more will be at Josh's B-day party this year.
What to bring: We're putting more money into food this year (what can I say, I'm a fat guy) so unless you like cheap beer and jello shots, this event is BYOB. Additionally, a lot of the event is going to be outside. The bugs aren't crazy bad outside, but bugspray and sunscreen are a good idea.
What not to bring: PLEASE, do not bring knife wielding monkeys. We apologize for the confusion last year but the Sunderland Police Department has made their stance on monkey knife fights (even fake ones) very clear this year. Thanks for your cooperation.
So come on over you you want to eat pizza, get drunk, and eat more pizza. We'll also have cookies.
So, come one, come all! It's gonna be a good time!
I know this is kinda short notice but I'm having a birthday party at my place on saturday and you're all welcome to come!
When: June 27th, 12pm-whenever
Where: 122 S Silver Ln, Sunderland, MA
What:
Okay, so a lucky few of you managed to make it to my 24 hour event last year. An even luckier few survived it. This year, we've distilled the fun to just 18 hours. This year it's going to be even better than last year. Here's some improvements we've made:
-Cockpit will now be located outside along with a sweet projector. We'll put on movies later in the night. That's right *****es 60 inches of exterior entertainment. You couldn't pay a midget to give you more fun
-We ran out of pizza last year. This was a disaster and we sincerely apologize. This year, we've been negotiating with the country of portugal. In exchange for giving them some much needed advertising exposure, they will be financing our pizza with their entire GDP. I hope everyone likes anchovies!!! (Okay I cut a deal with José Sócrates, the Portugese Prime Minister. We won't have any anchovies, but we now have to play the Portugese national anthem, "A Portuguesa", every hour on the hour )
-We have a special treat in store for those of you whole like jello shots but we're keeping it a secret. All we can say is that several scientists have been working on the recipe for a number of months. One was awarded the nobel prize. The other unfortunately passed away because he couldn't handle the high concentration of awesome they were working with in the lab.
All this stuff plus a crapload more will be at Josh's B-day party this year.
What to bring: We're putting more money into food this year (what can I say, I'm a fat guy) so unless you like cheap beer and jello shots, this event is BYOB. Additionally, a lot of the event is going to be outside. The bugs aren't crazy bad outside, but bugspray and sunscreen are a good idea.
What not to bring: PLEASE, do not bring knife wielding monkeys. We apologize for the confusion last year but the Sunderland Police Department has made their stance on monkey knife fights (even fake ones) very clear this year. Thanks for your cooperation.
So come on over you you want to eat pizza, get drunk, and eat more pizza. We'll also have cookies.
So, come one, come all! It's gonna be a good time!