Rochester NH Police Logs

[Bu11dogg2]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? :rofl:


1:06 a.m. — People smoking pot on a Rochester Hill Road back deck are expected to jump off and run if police arrive.


2:09 p.m. — A dead tree trunk has fallen on Four Rod Road. The log is now on the log, also.


9:08 p.m. — At the station a man would like to talk about a very serious matter. Some minutes later he calls 911 from the lobby to say that police are not taking the matter seriously, and notes that he cannot be out after 8:30 p.m.

11:05 a.m. — A pot pipe pops up in a playground at Cold Spring Manor.


3:30 p.m. — — A lady has urinated on Lafayette Street, more in urgency than as a public statement. She is taken into protective custody and later released to a neighbor.

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[Robk0000]

thats rochester for you!

[mdungelman]

The people are definitely different down in Rochester. Just go to the Rochester Fair and watch what crawls out from beneath the rocks.

[apkarian100]

Rochester, agreed. I remember living there a couple years back.

[method]

They must filter in from Farmington, it's 10x worse.

[starhm]

holy crap. thats tax dollars at work.:spin:

barney takes bullet out of pocket. cant figure out how to load gun to blow his brains out. after repeadtedly throwing said bullet at his head unsuccessfully, he puts bullet back in pocket and commences to make fart noises in his hand held radio mike.

where is cops when you need the best of the best followed around?

[Vinyl Freaks]

lmao wow

[PSI ADDICT]

never been there but they sure dont have much going on there for crime sept some smokin lol

[Oscar_Meyer]

people still take pot?

[drdabbles]

People still call it pot?! WTH. I couldn't even read that all the way through without my eyes burning!

[starhm]

only active users...in uniform

[etaks99rs]

I'm wondering why the guy can't be out past 8:30

[PSI ADDICT]

lol deff. parole or probation i would think

[TurboRush]

I read the Rochester police logs just because who ever writes them is pretty good at making jokes on a lot of them

[starhm]

got to have some way to justify a low paying secretary's job to your friends and feeling secure about only having a night stick at your side. you have to have some sense of humor.

[Bu11dogg2]

I read the Rochester police logs just because who ever writes them is pretty good at making jokes on a lot of them


I hope that is their intention :lol:

[Snowman87]

:rofl:

[Bu11dogg2]

The Lebanon Maine ones are hilarious too

[legacygt]

lol... i know this is an old thred but hilareous. I can haz job here?

[18 wheel death]

is this for real? Where did this log come from. I do security and this is the stuff I wish I could write in my log book LOL

[legacygt]

^^^ u still could.. but some of it sounds like an non educated guess or phrase of what really happened.

[Myk_e21]

Randy post some more, they are funny :lol:

[legacygt]

Randy post some more, they are funny :lol:
^^^ Avitar FTW!!!

[Diztracted]

Ok-

My mind is blown, the end.

[Bu11dogg2]

12:11 a.m. — Over on First Street a light weirdly flickers in a window. A cruiser's dispatched but finds nothing extraordinary.

Homeless people are no longer allowed to sleep in the Globe Mall. This impacts two people. One says he will probably hang out at the Laundromat on Signal Street.
A Kohl's customer reports the theft of her purse from a cart, but video reveals it was the victim's daughter who hid it "so they could shop more." Everything is recovered.

oooh you're so witty!

Near the Common gazebo five fighting females flail fists.

A fox scratches itself all over in a Gear Road yard. Fish and Game is "very busy today" so Rochester will handle the call, and they do shortly after 2 p.m., but fantastic Mr. Fox has vanished.

[Diztracted]

"11:05 a.m. — Two gentlemen slug it out on Summer Street."

-Really? :palm:

[Snowman87]

3:19 a.m. — A man is slumped over in a car on Airport Drive. Not dead, just sleeping.


2:37 p.m. — On Four Road Road some silly asses — donkeys, that is — are running loose.


7:21 p.m. — At Fieldstone Village, youngsters horse around with plastic airsoft pistols. One boy has to go to Frisbie.




:rofl:

[batorr]

i use to live at cold spring manor. finding bowls on that playground are as common as finding rocks on the ground

[TurboRush]

I always read the rochester police log cause whoever writes them cracks me up

[Bu11dogg2]

the lebanon Maine ones are good too

[Mike]

These are great but my favorite comes from the Boston Police Twitter page-
http://consumerist.com/2009/05/boston-police-department-we-will-let-you-know-when-the-zombies-come.html
The first surprising part of this story is that the Boston Police (http://consumerist.com/tag/boston-police/) Department has a Twitter feed. (http://twitter.com/boston_police) They use it to post breaking police-type information that's useful to the public, such as roads closed due to car accidents, crime data, big arrests, etc. Sometimes they also reply to reader questions. And that is how TruTV (http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2009/05/via-twitter-boston-cops-confirm-that-any-future-zombie-attacks-will-not-be-covered-up-.html) learned that the Boston police will not hide the zombie invasion (http://consumerist.com/tag/zombie-invasion/) from the public. It all started last night with a mundane "injured officer" report:

INJURED OFFICER: Officer from district 4 transported to Beth Israel Hospital, human bite to arm, suspect in custody. Twitter user willcady (http://twitter.com/willcady) used the opportunity to ask the police a burning question:

@Boston_Police (http://twitter.com/Boston_Police) if that was a zombie bite, would you tell us? The police, setting the gold standard for government transparency (http://consumerist.com/tag/government-transparency/), answered him:

@willcady (http://twitter.com/willcady) Yes, absolutely

[etaks99rs]

The Lebanon Maine ones are hilarious too

the lebanon Maine ones are good too

I always read the rochester police log cause whoever writes them cracks me up

I read the Rochester police logs just because who ever writes them is pretty good at making jokes on a lot of them

I think this is funny!

[legacygt]

^^^^that is kinda of weird, almost identical responces too.

[Oscar_Meyer]

^^^^that is kinda of weird, almost identical responces too.


wOOt... trippin':spin::spin:

[Rooster]

11:35 a.m. — On Salmon Falls Road a woman is scared by a man who tries to sell her gravel cheap ... dirt cheap.

Now thats funny!

[LostinMaine]

I remember making a few of those in Westbrook when i was in HS, mostly for doing stupid stuff and not getting caught. I think I cut them out and saved them

[stealthS60AWD]

the lebanon Maine ones are good too

Having a hard time finding the Labanon ones. A buddy and I have been crackin up over the Rochester ones.

[novacivic]

11:52 p.m. — At the Knights of Columbus, a man wearing all black is investigated. He is not the Black Knight.:rofl:

[stealthS60AWD]

11:52 p.m. — At the Knights of Columbus, a man wearing all black is investigated. He is not the Black Knight.:rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl: He must have had all his limbs too ;)

[Mike]

12:07 a.m. — Someone has put a bird bath in the middle of Milton Road for a lark.

Gold. Absolute gold. :lol:

[Diztracted]

1:21 p.m. — There's tailgating, road rage, the beep-beep of horn, on Pine — just the innocent linger; the madman's a geezer, and ere he is gorn, he gives a poor lady the finger.

[legacygt]

god forbid any of this had to be shown in court for whatever reason.

let me edit that.. i think its really funny but not professional at all. :)

[legacygt]

4:04 p.m. — Road rage on Farmington Road features speeding up, slowing down, brake slamming and cutting off.

[STIFTW]

4:04 p.m. — Road rage on Farmington Road features speeding up, slowing down, brake slamming and cutting off.

Hey... what was me!!

Kidding. New to the forums. I live in Rochester so I had to check this out. I'm not a Rochester native... the property taxes are just so low that I couldn't help but buy my first home here.

[batorr]

Hey... what was me!!

Kidding. New to the forums. I live in Rochester so I had to check this out. I'm not a Rochester native... the property taxes are just so low that I couldn't help but buy my first home here.
sorry to say but theres a reason for that. Anyway welcome to the neighbor hood :D

[industrial]

4:11 p.m. — On Sonata Court neighbors argue regarding a little girl driving a tractor down the street.

4:31 p.m. — A gunshot rings out and then a little girl screams. This is near Peaslee Road, not Sonata Court.

:unamused: Rochester is a silly place.