What is your favorite Movie / TV Quote?

[adam]

As the title says, what is your favorite quote that you repeat all the time and annoy your friends and family with?

You know you all do it, post them up!

[adam]

I'll Start


Tricia Takanawa: "Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel... because they don't allow asians inside"

[jmb1983]

Beerfest ="I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it"

[adam]

HAHAHAHA i just looked that up on youtube and nearly pee'd myself

[jmb1983]

beerfest is one of the greatest movies ever

[adam]

Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
Brian: ...****ing impossible, man!

[RCKSTR]

nice to meet you, Bumble-bee tuna

[katie.ims]

Dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to **** with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.

[RCKSTR]

sorry bro sorry bro, tiger got outta the cage...

[katie.ims]

nearly anything from Anchorman. "By the power of Zeus beard" "Sweet Oden's raven" "I'm a man..."

[02bugeyeoutback]

One of the greastest movies ever:lol:

Step Brothers::"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this **** on me?"

[02bugeyeoutback]

It's ok! Im a limo driver.

[Oscar_Meyer]

sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many choices here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDVgEcikklI

[itsmy04wrx]

The Hangover- "He was a retard"

[kburnell]

Most recent favorite is...

The Hangover - "Not at the table Carlos"

[itsmy04wrx]

The Hangover- "is this THE Caesars Palace? Like did Caesar live here?"

[GeoffC8]

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.



Captain Renault: This is the end of the chase.
Rick: Twenty thousand francs says it isn't.
Captain Renault: Is that a serious offer?
Rick: I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.
Captain Renault: Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official.

I'll admit it, Casablanca is an awesome movie.

[adam]

Half Baked

Scarface: You son of a *****, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!

[05Rex]

Most recent favorite is...

The Hangover - "Not at the table Carlos"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i could quote that movie all day!

heres two of my favorites-
Alan Garner (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0302108/): It was really nice meeting you.
Melissa (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0006713/): **** off!
Alan Garner (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0302108/): You know, I was thinking of getting my bartender's license.
Melissa (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0006713/): Suck my dick!
Alan Garner (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0302108/): No, thank you.

Alan Garner (http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/name/nm0302108/): Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

[frogstar7055]

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"


Mel Brooks is the King!

[MAINIAC SPEC B]

I`ll BE BACK

[F. Boombalatti]

"Hey soldier boy? U want number one f***ee? Me sooo hawneee. Me love you long time."

Movie- Full Metal Jacket (1987):lol:

[98Wagoon]

hmm.. Im pretty sure one of my favorites came from the movie Snatch.

"In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again?"

[squeethebee]

I got a new one from Family Guy

Peter: Morning, nice people who I still don't know your names and who mean nothing to me.
Lois: Well, I certainly hope that doesn't apply to me, especially after last night.
Peter: You got a point there, hot stuff. [smacks her rear end] And if sex with the rest you is half as good as it was with her, than I think we're all gonna get along just fine.
Chris: Yay!
Lois: Well, no, no, Peter. You can't have sex with the kids.
Meg: Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory. [all but Peter and Meg gasp] It was a joke! I was just making a joke!
Stewie: That's your sense of humor?!
Meg: I was just kidding! God!
Lois: Meg, that's awful!
Chris: Geez, open your mouth for a joke once and that's what you come up with?
Brian: That's messed up, Meg.
Meg: I was just trying to be funny.
Lois: That wasn't funny, that was just dark.
Stewie: Yeah, that's your father!
Chris: Oh, get out, Meg! Get out of the kitchen! Go on! Out, out, out! Get out of the kitchen! Go on, and get out of here!
Peter: Heh, heh, heh.

ed

[Myk_e21]

Half Baked

Scarface: You son of a *****, I'm right behind you! Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!


Mr Nice Guy: Party accessories Samson
Samson: Well did you get my message
Mr Nice: Guys: Who Is This
Samson: It's Samson smarty pants
Mr Nice Guy: Operator with a break through emergency message from your sister, Samson It's Sheila Mama Fell
Sampson: Shut Up *****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0mzwNT7ucI

[Berge56]

Giggity

[Berge56]

The Hangover- "He was a retard"

+1 I think I use this quote at least 4 or 5 times a day! :lol:

Also love, what happens in vegas stays in vegas, except for herpes, that shiz will come back with you! :spin:

Meow

got caught in the repeater.... That'll happen

Mother of god!

Shananigans

oh the list goes on.

[Snowman87]

Eeeeevil shenanigans.


Actually that whole scene is gold.

[Bu11dogg2]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

[jmb1983]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

funniest movie ever!

[MAINIAC SPEC B]

MAKE MY DAY !

[SF5boost]

caddyshack amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrcgjMJmvNg

[drdabbles]

Peter: I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me.
Lawrence: Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.
Peter: What do you mean by that?
Lawrence: I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just... ~shudder~

[im_so_blue]

sometimes i have dark and morbid sense of humor and this happens to be one of those cases so if ya don't get it don't worry :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9YYkv82awU

[Berge56]

Lois: Peter did you take Stewie to a strip club? he smells like Sweat and fear.
Stewie: Ughh let me tell you Tuesday afternoon is not exactly their "A" squad, I actually saw bullet wounds.

That 70's show - BURN!!!

another super trooper quote - That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy

[Hero]

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!


Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!

(Superbad)

[Berge56]

Good one Hero!

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

- Offce space

[Hero]

I'm reloaded! Okay? Come on in here, you motherf***ers! Come on, I'm waitin' for ya! What, you ain't comin' in? Okay, I'm comin' out! Oh, you up against me now, motherf***ers! I'm gonna blow your f***in' brains out! You think you're big time? You gonna f***in' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!

(Carlito's Way)

[Diztracted]

"Ohhhhh nooooooo! ......I knooooowwwwwww!"

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bruce2.jpg

[CTATV]

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Fear and Loathing

[Wicked13]

I got a new one from Family Guy

Peter: Morning, nice people who I still don't know your names and who mean nothing to me.
Lois: Well, I certainly hope that doesn't apply to me, especially after last night.
Peter: You got a point there, hot stuff. [smacks her rear end] And if sex with the rest you is half as good as it was with her, than I think we're all gonna get along just fine.
Chris: Yay!
Lois: Well, no, no, Peter. You can't have sex with the kids.
Meg: Well, I wish you'd told him that before he lost his memory. [all but Peter and Meg gasp] It was a joke! I was just making a joke!
Stewie: That's your sense of humor?!
Meg: I was just kidding! God!
Lois: Meg, that's awful!
Chris: Geez, open your mouth for a joke once and that's what you come up with?
Brian: That's messed up, Meg.
Meg: I was just trying to be funny.
Lois: That wasn't funny, that was just dark.
Stewie: Yeah, that's your father!
Chris: Oh, get out, Meg! Get out of the kitchen! Go on! Out, out, out! Get out of the kitchen! Go on, and get out of here!
Peter: Heh, heh, heh.

ed

My wife and I were dieing on the couch watching the episode.

Shaun of the Dead - "You got red on you"

And many others from that movie.

[drdabbles]

"I'm sorry, Shaun. No. I'm sorry."

- Ed, Shaun of the Dead

:rofl: What an awesome movie.

[Berge56]

Jesse: You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

- Fast and Furious.